you got to go to school for this

at the conclusion of rasheed wallace's schooling of chris bosh today (sheed 28 pts, bosh 14 pts), sheed yelled something that phoebe initially lip-read as "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, CHRIS BOSH" . . . he totally didn't say that, but it was awesome. he was a monster. it was a one-game argument for rasheed as the best power forward in the east. in an alternate universe, where rasheed plays every game like he played this one, people would talk about him the way they talk about tim duncan. except for the mental problems.